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"As the road approached the crest of the hill I stood up in the
saddle and pounded the pedals, trying to find the energy to propel
me to the top. Sweat was pouring off me and I emptied the last of
my water-bottle over my head." - No I'm not a professional cyclist,
or in training to be one. This is what I do on my holidays.
Laos was our destination and my spirits soared as its landscape
loomed into view all rugged and mountainous in the hazy sunshine.
Being born on an island it seems strange to view one nation while
riding a bicycle in another, but as the road disappeared at the
top of the hill we saw the expanse of the Maekhong River and the
land beyond. The mountains that lay ahead filled me with two quite
contrasting emotions - excitement for the adventure ahead - and
the dread of having to cycle up and down those blasted hills.
Laos is a sparsely populated country, the size of England yet with
only 4 million citizens and is landlocked in the heart of South
East Asia. It formed part of French Indochina before becoming a
communist republic in 1975, when the king was banished to a cave
in the mountainous north and the country entered a period of isolation
and re-education. Looking for a novel way to visit a country that
had only recently woken from a socialist slumber and started admitting
foreign tourists, I decided a mountain bike tour would be the ideal
way to get a ground eye view.
After a little investigation I found I was a very small minority.
Laos is a little known destination for mainstream UK tourists. It
had fewer than 100,000 foreign visitors (if you don't count Thais
and Vietnamese) in 1998, of which mere 8,902 were from Britain (compared
to 482,000 Brits going to Thailand). Trying to find an operator
to take me there was difficult. I was told by one large bike tour
operator that had previously sold
tours to Laos that "it was just too difficult a destination to
book". Not because the product was poor, or the local operators
inefficient, but "because the UK market simply did not know where
Laos was". Laos, it seems, is overlooked in favour of its high profile
neighbours Thailand and Vietnam, two very popular destinations.
More by luck than design I was eventually put in contact with a
group of friends of friends of friends who had booked a private
tour with a small independent operator, specialising in bike tours
of Thailand and Laos. I was told to pack plenty of padded shorts,
bring my bike and a sense of humour and I was in.
Our journey started and ended in Thailand, which was appropriate,
as culturally the two countries are very similar. The languages
are mutually intelligible and both the Lao and Thai peoples are
descended from the same migratory groups that were gradually forced
out of China thousands of years ago, eventually settling in the
river valleys and plains of modern day Thailand and Laos. Even though
Laos is still a one party communist state, it is gradually opening
itself to western consumerism, including tourism. Although Vietnam
and Russia have had a greater leverage on Laos politically, Thai
television beams a much more popular influence across the political
divide.
We picked up our visas in Bangkok before flying up to the Northern
Thai province of Chiang Rai, which would act as our springboard
into Laos. Chiang Rai is enjoying a tourist boom and we saw plenty
of foreign faces at the night market and hotel. While we were out
riding however, we saw very few. We were heading for the hills on
what was billed as "a warm up ride to test you and your bikes".
All the members of our group were competent cyclists and most had
been on bike tours before, but none of us got out on our bikes quite
as much as we would have liked. In other words, we spent a hard
day cycling up and down hills under a scorching sun that left a
few of us wondering whether we would even make it out of Thailand.
Our route took us from Chiang Rai east across the notorious Golden
Triangle to the border town of Chiang Khong and then to Huay Xai
in Laos. We followed interesting dirt trails and minor roads and
our guides led us up to some hill-tribe villages. The most memorable
being an Akha village at the top of an impossible hill where we
sipped Coca-Cola with the head man while his children rode our bikes
up and down the village and old women with mouths devoid of teeth
attempted to sell us silver of dubious quality. There was a support
truck always close at hand, laden with fresh fruit and iced water,
ready to sweep up weary riders, so we were free to enjoy the countryside
from the comfort of our bikes.
Once in Laos, we lost Pan our local Thai guide and support truck
driver for obvious bureaucratic reasons. Fortunately our western
tour leader was coming with us and he had arranged a Lao guide who
would make sure we had a vehicle of some description with us at
all times.
Crossing the border was much easier than I had imagined. I was
almost disappointed when we weren't, at least temporarily, imprisoned
by suspicious soldiers, or held up by deceitful officials waiting
to extort baksheesh in return for allowing us to import our bicycles.
Instead we crossed the huge expanse of the Maekhong River to be
greeted with nothing but a resounding silence. We were, however,
well aware that we were being watched. It's something you have to
get used to in Laos, you are always being watched. Not in the sinister
way one may expect to be observed by a totalitarian state. But in
that wide-eyed amazed manner reserved for very strange events. -
Hardly surprising really when you think that we were six cumbersome,
and very foreign looking people with Hi-Tec mountain bikes that
bore closer resemblance to formula 1 racing cars than the local
two wheelers.
As we crossed the river we could have been passing through a time
warp. Gone were the flashy pick up trucks and pop music of brash
and modern Thailand, in Laos the taxis are called Jumbos but have
little to do with elephants. In fact they are more akin to an oxcart,
one that has seen the oxen replaced by the front half of a veteran
125cc Yamaha motorcycle. We changed our money at the Bokeo Bank
where 20PST got a large brick of Kip (at the time of writing 1PST
= 70,000 Lao Kip) and by the time the fifth member of the group
had cashed in their purple note we had broken the bank. Ever resourceful
the immigration officer dashed off somewhere and came back with
a plastic bag full of notes that he cheerfully exchanged for our
hard currency, instantly making us all millionaires- and himself
a few bob on the side one suspects.
We quickly stashed our huge wads of cash away from prying eyes,
but we need not have worried as people watched passively as we unloaded
bikes and bags from our long tail boat. Earlier on the Thai side
I had seen a group of tourists coming the other way surrounded by
a locals competing for their business, but here they quietly kept
their distance until our Laotian guide found us with a reassuring
"Sabai-dee" (Lao for greetings.). Huay Xai is a small town on the
Maekhong, where very little happens except between mid-April and
May when the Pla Buak, or giant Maekhong catfish are caught. These
huge fish are netted, (whilst making their journey upstream to China
where they eventually spawn) and rushed to Bangkok restaurants to
be eaten. From Huay Xai we took a boat downstream, unsuccessfully
scouring the river for giant fish, to Pakbeng from where we set
out on a ride across the country that was once known as "Lan Xang"
the land of a million elephants.
We headed straight up route 2, a rough road that had been built
by the Chinese some about 20 years ago. Since then it had fallen
into a state far worse than disrepair and became our adversary for
two full days, as we struggled from pothole to pothole. Although
the riding was tough by all our standards, we were equally unanimous
in our appreciation of the setting for our exertions. We rode through
picture postcard villages that could have passed as backdrops from
the set of the film "Never Ending Story." The countryside was green
and lush, full of tropical trees and cascading bamboo. The comforting
sounds of the Beng River and colourful songbirds helped muffle our
grunts and the mountains were ever present. They provided an inconstant
backdrop to focus on, sometimes rolling and forested and at other
times dramatic with towering limestone cliffs jutting into the skyline.
Yet for all the natural beauty of this part of Laos its most striking
feature is the exuberance of its people. As we rode through village
after village we were greeted like conquering heroes. If you happened
to be the last one through the entire population would have been
warned by those ahead and would line the street like spectators
on the Tour de France, waving and cheering as you passed. "Sabai-dee,
Sabai-dee" or sometimes "Falang, Falang" (foreigner). When we stopped
to rest or take water - we had been told to try and consume twelve
litres a day - an inquisitive crowd would form at a polite distance,
watching us with bemused fascination. Fortunately our leader spoke
Lao and we were able to swap simple stories. I was able to find
out that most of the pretty young girls carrying infants, were in
fact the mothers and not the elder sisters as I had assumed. That
most villages had one or two rice crops a year and the rest of the
time they sold vegetables by the side of the road. That nearly everyone
from fifteen years old and upwards was married and that children
went to school every day after they had collected water from the
nearby river. Information was shared equitably and a collective
murmur of incredulity went around one village when I admitted that
I was 32-years-old and still single. These people had had almost
no contact with foreigners, we saw a few pick up trucks laden with
determined backpackers forging a path to China, Vietnam or wherever
else they could discover before the package tours arrived. But travelling
by bike through the heart of rural Laos gave us a chance to interact
directly with a most beautiful and peaceful part of the world. The
genuine warmth and interest shown by the local people was truly
touching and the innocent glee of the children and their vociferous
welcomes led us to dub our trip "the Sabai-dee Tour".
The heat was the most difficult factor, especially for the first
few days. Temperatures in March can reach 36 Celsius and I'm told
it is even hotter in April. Although we were told it could get quite
cool in December and January it seemed hard to imagine. We cycled
almost 600 kilometres and although it got easier as the trip went
on it was nearly always too hot. Cycling as a group was easy. We
all found our own pace and with the truck stopping for refreshments
every 10 kilometres we could choose whether to stop and chat or
keep going. In fact I found cycling alone for long periods strangely
therapeutic.
In the brochure it said "facilities in Laos can be basic but this
is small price to pay for a glimpse of South East Asia in its purest
form" - and it was spot on both counts. Facilities were sometimes
(but not always) basic. One evening we stood round the village well
pouring cold water over each other, which is probably not an every
day event for a money broker, a banker, a restaurateur, a finance
director and a computer engineer, but they all seemed to be loving
it. However in Luang Prabang and Vientiane we were promised the
modern comforts of air-conditioning and minibars and they were duly
appreciated.
Each day we cycled for between five and eight hours, stopping
at Hmong, Mien, Kamu and Htin villages, learning about the secret
war waged by the CIA and Air America- more bombs were dropped on
Laos than Vietnam during the Indochina Wars, making it the most
bombed country in history. We had two cylce-free days, which were
spent on boats, chugging down stream through the steaming jungle,
bringing visions of "Apocalypse Now" to mind. Most evenings we drank
one or two beers before collapsing into bed, although one night
we were invited to a wedding, where we danced the "ram wong", and
sampled some of the moonshine whiskey. Finally, exhausted, we made
it to old royal capital of Luang Prabang and some rest.
Legend has it that in the shadow of Phu Si Mountain, at the confluence
of the Khong and Khan Rivers, two sorcerers conjured up a "flaming
city". They named the surrounding lands Lan Xang and called fifteen
Naga serpents to gush from the river and create a palace for a future
king. Since then Luang Prabang has had a long and interesting history
enough of which is still in evidence for UNESCO to declare it a
world heritage site. But you had better be quick as one of Asia's
best kept secrets is getting out, a beautifully preserved mix of
Bhuddist temples and French colonial architecture, pleasantly faded,
giving it a warm, lived in feeling. In fact everyone seems to wander
around town with a contented smile, and I kept catching myself nodding
away happily to complete strangers.
We had two nights, barely long enough for us to scratch the surface,
but we were on a cycling trip after all, so we were bundled onto
a plane to Vientiane before we really had time to soak it all in.
Vientiane is really a country town masquerading as a capital city,
but to six weary cyclists used to the rural pleasures of the mountains
it was a daunting prospect. However we quickly learnt how to safely
navigate the traffic and It was a fitting finale when we cycled
into Vientiane and saw the Arch de Triumph (yes they built one in
Vientiane as well as in Paris) signaling the end of the ride. Although
we had left our adoring fans up in the mountains we all understood
that we had achieved something very special.
For more stories on Laos, Thailand, Cambodia or
Burma
contact hamishk@loxinfo.co.th
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